An open letter to my neighbor the truck driver

Dear Truck Driver Neighbor,

No, of course none of us mind if you completely black out our block with horrible smelling smoke while you burn all the fallen branches and trees in your yard from the last two days. Burn bans don’t apply to you, you’re a truck driver! We all understand that annoying people with air pollutants is just build into your genes. It’s something you HAVE TO DO.

I was hoping my kids could have more opportunities to get cancer when they get off the bus anyways.

Thanks!